"If you lose, you're worm's food. " (c) Solid Snake
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Now some of you may be wondering why anyone would want a shirt with a
hen on it. It's not exactly something you see everyday, but that's what
makes this shirt so special! It represents so much more!
You can wear this shirt proudly in public and no one will know
that you secretly touch yourself to two dimensional cartoon
pornography. And if anyone does figure it out they will only give you
an affirmative nod in agreement. If a family member or loved one asks
why you are wearing a shirt with a chicken on it just reply "I like his
sense of style, this is clearly a professional piece of poultry" and
turn it around by questioning why they would dare doubt your clearly
good judgment.
People who like this shirt may also like: tentacle rape, high
pitched japanese moaning, and crying out "no! no! no!" (even though
they really mean yes).
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